March 16, 2012
Eddie Murphy’s career has roller-coasted throughout the past three decades, and A Thousand Words is another project that continues to undermine Murphy’s comedic and acting talent. This is Murphy’s third collaboration with director Brian Robbins – the first two collaborations were the failed movies Norbit andMeet Dave. A Thousand Words is no exception to Robbins’ and Murphy’s collaboration – it has a choppy screenplay, barely any character development, and attempts to portray a deep life lesson in a very unrealistic and formulaic way. Murphy portrays Jack McCall, an arrogant and self-centered agent. His greatest pride is that he’s able to talk anyone into doing what he wants, including his over-worked and nerdy assistant (Clark Duke), and his wife (Kerry Washington), who is trying to get Jack to focus on their family and toddler son rather than work and his bachelor pad of a house. Obsessed with the fact, Jack thinks he is the best agent – although he doesn’t read any of his client’s manuscripts or books – and his newest work project is to have the internationally known spiritual guru, Dr. Sinja (Cliff Curtis), have his five-page book about the meaning of life published.When Jack visits Dr. Sinja in his meditation garden, he cuts himself on a tree which then soon magically sprouts up in his backyard. He learns that for every word he speaks, a leaf falls off the tree, and when all the leaves have fallen off, Jack will die. Dr. Sinja goes on a business trip to Bolivia and attempts to seek answers for Jack so he can live. While Dr. Sinja is in Bolivia, Jack is frantically trying to live without speaking. Throughout those three days, Jack manages to lose his job and ruin his marriage, and almost all the leaves fall off the tree after a drunken night of self-loathing. When he wakes up the next morning and realizes there are probably less than 25 leaves left on the tree, he finally reads Dr. Sinja’s book and has to face his life-decisions.While they are some few and far between genuinely funny moments, the screenplay attempts but fails to develop any audience-actor connection. There is a small sub-plot with Jack’s Alzheimer-stricken mother that would be heart-felt if more character development with his mother occurred earlier in the film. While there is a poorly written moral to the story – actions speak louder than words – the movie is poorly written and yet another attempt for Murphy to try to re-strengthen his career. A three for three on lackluster films, it’s time for Murphy to end his collaboration with Robbins.
Rated PG-13 for language and sexual content
Posted by Lucien. Posted In : comedy
March 16, 2012
There are certain filmmakers that simply understand creation, world-building and authenticity; Andrew Stanton is one of those filmmakers. The visual extraordinaire behind the Pixar classics Finding Nemoand Wall-E brings these talents into his first live-action feature, the blockbuster John Carter. Based on the classic stories from Edgar Rice Burroughs, the film thrives in its world-building and stunning, creative visuals which Stanton infuses with the same old-school sensibilities which made ... Continue reading...
Posted by Lucien. Posted In : Action/Adventure
March 16, 2012
Let me quantify this review by saying I’ve never seen the original 1980’s show “21 Jump Street,” yet somehow I doubt this will be an issue for anyone who watches the big screen version of the classic show that sees police officers go undercover into high school. The film version is self-aware throughout that it is spinoff of sorts, as writer Michael Bacall has infused his own talents in a unique style to make21 Jump Street a surprisingly fresh, funny film with a dynamic and hilarious ... Continue reading...
Posted by Jeremy Baril. Posted In : comedy
March 3, 2012
Dr. Seuss’ books are timeless children’s classics, and the latest one to get the animated film treatment is the environmental-conscious story The Lorax.
If you don’t know, the original story is about The Lorax and his forest-inhabiting friends fighting against the Once-ler who’s looking to chop down trees to make his successful product called “thneeds”. The film follows the plot of the book but adds several arcs to get this to feature length size. One of the biggest and most enjoyab... Continue reading...
Posted by Jeremy Baril, hypable.com. Posted In : animation
March 2, 2012
 Katniss is a 16-year-old girl living with her mother and younger sister in the poorest district of Panem, the remains of what used be the United States. Long ago the districts waged war on the Capitol and were defeated. As part of the surrender terms, each district agreed to send one boy and one girl to appear in an annual televised event called, "The Hunger Games." The terrain, rules, and level of audience participation may change but one thing is constant: kill or be killed. I want to start ... Continue reading...
Posted by Lucien. Posted In : Action/Adventure
February 29, 2012
 'The Art of Time' is a brilliantly made documentary about the different ways artists use the concept of 'time' in their work. It features some incredibly interesting filmmakers and architects, including Chantel Akerman. David Claerbout, Vitto Acconci, Alexander Sokurov, John Reichman Peter Eisenman and Paul Morley, among others. Rated 12A (bbfc.co.uk) for one use of strong language and moderate sex references Continue reading...
Posted by Lucce Wada. Posted In : Masterpiece
February 26, 2012
Paul Rudd re-teams with his Role Models director David Wain in the zany, often hilarious Wanderlust, this time bringing Jennifer Aniston and an impressive supporting cast along for the ride. Riding high on the comedic talent of Rudd, the film avoids becoming a one-note comedy, adding life and laughter into the proceedings before it inevitably falters in the final act. Where it succeeds, Wanderlust never tries to be more than it is, but offers several laughs and highlights the clear talent the... Continue reading...
Posted by Jeremy Baril, Hypable.com. Posted In : comedy
February 24, 2012
Chronicle is a rare movie — if not a unique one — in that it takes the improbable, at times ridiculous, premise of superheroes and spins every plot construct we’ve come to associate with this particular genre on its head. I struggle classifying this film as a “superhero” movie, if anything it’s more of an “anti-superhero” movie, as it cleverly sets out to tell a story of what would actually happen if teenagers gained super-human powers. Hint: it doesn’t involve crime-fightin... Continue reading...
Posted by Lucce Wada. Posted In : Action/Adventure
February 24, 2012
 H ighlighting all that is wrong with the frenetic, overly violent, and poorly produced state of modern horror cinema, The Woman in Black goes back to the alluring, creepy roots of British horror with an atmospheric, gorgeous, and chilling take on the classic ghost story trope — the haunted mansion.
Daniel Radcliffe takes an unexpected turn in his first post-Potter role as Arthur Kipps, a young widower dealing with his own demons who is sent to a remote Yorkshire town to deal with the estate o... Continue reading...
Posted by Lucce Wada. Posted In : drama
February 24, 2012
Safe House is essentially a cheaper, less enthralling and exciting rip-off of the Bourne series, featuring stock character and lazy writing that can only rarely muster entertaining or inventive action sequences.
CIA agent Matt Weston (Ryan Reynolds) is at the bottom of the CIA totem pole, stationed in a safe house in Cape Town that rarely gets use, while dating a doctor named Ana (Nora Arnezeder). Weston’s quiet inhabitancy of the safe house is turned upside-down when Tobin Frost (Denzel Was... Continue reading...
Posted by Lucce Wada. Posted In : Action/Adventure
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WHAT THE RATINGS MEAN ON LCAFILMS.YOLASITE.COM! +terrible ++a bit decent +++pretty good ++++very good +++++fantastic ++++++++++masterpiece
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