Journey 2: The Mysterious Island ++

February 24, 2012
Following up Journey to the Center of the Earth from 2008, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island is a lackluster family adventure which altogether fails to recognize what made the original successful. Taking a storyline which ranges from preposterously over-the-top to extremely predictable, the film fails to infuse any life into the proceedings outside of a few moments of entertainment.

Picking back up the storyline several years after the events in Journey to the Center of the Earth, the first noticeable factor is that Josh Hutcherson is the only holdover from the first film, making for as big a disconnect a sequel can have from it’s predecessor. The film opens with a rather arbitrary chase scene as Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson) flees the police after breaking into a satellite research center in his hometown of Dayton, Ohio. He is helped out of the sticky situation by his stepdad, Hank Parsons (Dwayne Johnson), who learn’s that Sean, a “Vernian” who attempts to track down the real life locations behind all the Jules Verne classics, was tracking a mysterious radio signal sent out by a fellow Vernian.


In an attempt to both bond with Sean and his wife, Sean’s mother, Liz (Kristin Davis), Hank helps decode the signal, which reveals the location of “The Mysterious Island,” as described in not only Jules Verne’s novel of the same name, but also Treasure Island and Gulliver’s Travels. Sean and Hank travel to Palau, where they meet up with a helicopter guide, Gabato (Luis Guzman), and his beautiful daughter (and instant love interest for Sean), Kailani (Vanessa Hudgens), who agree to take them to the island’s coordinates. As soon as they arrive to the coordinates, however, the helicopter enters a brutal storm and crashes through a vortex of sorts onto the island.

The group enters this island and right away notice just how incredibly strange, surreal, and dangerous it is. Before long the group runs into Sean’s long-lost grandfather, Alexander (Michael Caine), who saves them from a giant, angry lizard. They soon realize that this island is actually Atlantis (enter yet another unexplored mythological device), and that it will soon sink underwater again. Their savior? An old submarine left on the island by the famous Captain Nemo, but to reach it and save themselves they must race against time and cross the perilous island to safety.

Let me clarify that I was a fan of Journey to the Center of the Earth, although I feel like this film fails to recapture almost every aspect of what made the film successful plot. The-line here is both muddled, uninspired and pretty lackluster in general. While Dwayne Johnson is very likable, the characters here are very stock and unimportant. Luis Guzman is essentially here for comic relief, but overdoes it and becomes highly annoying and distracting. Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson, meanwhile, don’t add much purpose or weight to the film other than the driving romantic interest to give the audience something more to cheer about as we see them move closer together far before they do themselves.


While this film is clearly geared for a younger target audience as a 3D family adventure, it is impossible to ignore its plot issues, particularly given that they’ve succeeded with this type of film before. While there are a few exciting and visually successful scenes interspersed throughout, and Dwayne Johnson does an admirable attempt to salvage the character aspects of the film with a sort of brute charm,Journey 2: The Mysterious Island is bulky and uninspired, but above all lacks real excitement and adventure.
 

This Means War ++

February 19, 2012

The likable Tom Hardy and Chris Pine star in the terribly unentertaining This Means War, as partners in the CIA who use all means means necessary in an attempt to win the heart of the same woman, played by Reese Witherspoon. With sloppy direction from McG, and a horribly structured and written screenplay by Timothy Dowling and Simon Kinberg, This Means War fails as both comedy and a spy-action caper, completely ruining any positives the film has to offer.

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The Sitter ++

February 16, 2012
Jonah Hill plays his usual role of a lazy, fast food-addict loser in this new David Gordon Green picture. The kids he has to mind are funny at points, but he has seen better days (Moneyball and, hopefully, the upcoming '21 Jump Street' remake).
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Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace 3D ++++

February 4, 2012
One of my favourite ST films is fun to see in the cinema, but not improved much by the 3D.
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The Muppets +++++

February 4, 2012
When Mickey Rooney, Peter Sellers and Bob Hope all appear onscreen in the first 5 minutes of a 2011 Disney family film, you know that the next 2 hours are going to be fantastic. This return to form for Kermit, Piggy, Fozzy and the gang sees Gary (Jason Segal) and his muppet brother Walter travel to Los Angeles to visit the run-down muppet theatre. When they get there, expecting to be visiting a theme park, they find Alan Arkin coughing and spluttering his way through a tour of the dusty build...
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Jack and Jill ++++

February 4, 2012
Say what you like about Adam Sandler, but he is one of the funniest and hard-working men in the film industry and this film is just as entertaining and humor-filled as previous efforts 'Just Go With It' and 'Grown Ups'; but please don't mention 'Zookeeper' or 'Bucky Larson'. Many have called this the worst film of 2011 and it is currently favourite to win Worst Picture at the Golden Raspberry Awards. This is what I say to all those Sandler haters:
GO F**K YERSELVES!!!!!!!!!! You stupid pretent...
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Moneyball +++

January 28, 2012

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War Horse ++

January 28, 2012

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Midnight in Paris +++

January 28, 2012

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Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close +++

January 28, 2012

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