Winnie The Pooh +++

August 3, 2011
Directed at very young children, this new hand-drawn Pooh film from Disney is mildly entertaining but much too short and not original enough.
 

The Tree of Life ?????

July 28, 2011
After attending a screening of this new Terrence Malick film, I am confused as to whether or not i enjoyed the film. Note- i believe i am too young and stupid to understand fully the point of this being made, so many of you over-25s will probably think it is a masterpiece. That is good. Many of you may think it is a pointless waste of time. Other opinions are available, but i have none.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II ++++++++++++++++++++

July 25, 2011
The poster does not lie. It All Ends.
Over the last 10 years, the Potter films have inspired and enthralled hundreds of thousands of millions of children and adults around the planet, and possibly on other planets too! It's without doubt the best film of the series and if you are over 8 and have no intention of going to see it, you are probably blind or WRONG. This is history. This is cinema. This is magical. Goodbye Harry, we all love you.
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Just Go With It +++

July 13, 2011
Just Go With It is a romantic comedy starring popular actors Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Sandler plays a plastic surgeon called Danny who tricks a woman into falling for him by wearing a fake wedding ring. She says she will only marry him if they go on holiday with his 'wife' and 'kids', who do not exist! Jenny has to play his wife and her two children have to play his kids for the duration of the trip to Hawaii, and while they are there they meet Danny's cousin (pretending to be Germa...
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Transformers-Dark of the Moon +

July 8, 2011
This is a really bad film. The acting is horrific, the action is boring and the jokes are offensive. You will learn more watching this: 
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Date Night ++++

June 28, 2011
Steve Carrell and Tina Fey play a bored married couple that want some 'action' for one night. They steal a dinner reservation and get mistaken for criminals, leading to a great chase through New York. It takes a lot of ideas from North by Northwest, one of my favourite films, so I enjoyed it. Watch the trailer below.
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Paul +++

June 27, 2011
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost star as two nerdy English men travelling to UFO hotspots around the US in this enjoyable comedy. They come across a sarcastic alien called Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) and take him on their journey. Along the way, they also pick up a mad religious woman (Kristin Wiig), a granny (Robert DiNiro's wife from Meet the..) and a CIA agent (Jason Bateman). Not for children under 10, though, as there is a fair bit of swearing by the alien!

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Green Lantern +

June 1, 2011
This is a lazy, badly paced action film that will both frighten and bore children and adults throughout its 2 hours.
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Kung-Fu Panda 2 ++

June 1, 2011
In the extremely successful 2008 film 'Kung-Fu Panda', Jack Black finally got a chance to play himself, because, however funny he was in 'School of Rock' and 'Envy', he is just an overweight comic actor that wants to be a heavy metal star, just like Po is an overweight panda that wants to be a Dragon Warrior!
That film was quite funny, but this just drags all the gags along the Wall of China too far, and they eventually fall asleep.

Pity, 'cause after the awful 'Gulliver's Travels', Black neede...

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The Green Hornet +

June 1, 2011
Seth Rogen is boring, as are Christoph Waltz and Cameron Diaz.
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