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'Tangled' is a slapstick, sarcastic version of the Rapunzel fairytale. It's the 50th ever Disney animated film and I don't feel like Walt would be proud of it being CGI, but it's still a pretty good film. The jokes are quite mature and well written, the animation is nice, but the cheesy songs are simply unbearable! A number of moments are unbelievably unrealistic, such as when Rapunzel leaves her tower for the first time since she was born, she is able to swim really well! WHAT????? Still, if...
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This is probably the most British film ever made, and I cannot understand how it managed to get released in the USA, and actually make quite a lot of money too! It has an amzing voice cast including Sir Michael Caine, Sir Patrick Stewart, Ozzy Osbourne, Emily Blunt, Matt Lucas, Maggie Smith, Jason Statham and Steven Merchant, most of which only speak for about 3.5 seconds. It's not good. It could never be good. It relies to heavily on the music of Elton John to carry the plot along and would ...
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Matt Damon plays a successful politician in this must-see thriller. It's very similiar to Inception and The Bourne..series and revolves around a group of men trying to force everyone on earth to stick to their plan for how everything should happen. I won't say any more as i want everyone to see it, but i will note that the performances are fantastic!

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'HOP' is the first ever Christmas film that isn't about Christmas-instead it's about Easter! Russell Brand voices the easter bunny's son who is about to be incarnated as the new EB, but would much rather be a rock drummer. He runs away to Los Angeles and moves in with Fred, played by James Mardsen. Fans of Alvin &.. will probably enjoy but it's not half as funny or witty as Despicable Me!

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Released in August last year, this was Tom Cruise's BIG COMEBACK FILM! Unfortunately, for his career, it absolutely BLEW in the box-office. It was also a big blow for the career of co-star and romantic interest Cameron Diaz. I quite enjoyed it, most of it was pretty much mocking all of Cruise's serious action films, and i spent most of it trying to remember who the actor playing Simon Feck (a Hall & Oates obsessed computer geek that has invented a eternally-powered battery) was. I looked him ...
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This film was released in October, and was a big hit. It's a remake of a hugely successful french film called 'Le Diner de Cons'.It stars Paul Rudd as a man working with an insurance company that wants a promotion. His bosses tell him that he will be given a higher position at the business if he wins their 'game'-the "Dinner of Winners".This is a meal where many people are invited and asked to bring a stupid person they know.Whoever the hosts find the funniest is awarded the "Winner of Winner...
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'Yogi Bear' is a computer-generated 3D remake of the classic Hannah Barbra cartoon series. It features the voices of Dan Ackroyd and Justin Timberlake as two bears living in 'Jellystone Park' who are addicted to picnic food. They spend their days attempting (and failing) to steal the human tourists' picnic baskets, using a series of interesting inventions. It's a fun family film with surprisingly good 3D, which may please fans of Alvin and the Chipmunks and that sort of thing.

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This is the first part of the last part of the last part of the BIGGEST GROSSING FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME!
TAKE THAT! Star Wars
TAKE THAT! Lord of the Rings
TAKE THAT! James Bond
TAKE THAT! Pirates of the Caribbean
The Harry Potter series is definitely deserving of this prestigious title, and its penultimate chapter deserving of an extra 5 stars added on to the high score.
Maybe in July when the series ACTUALLY finishes, we will give it 20 stars!

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I enjoyed this spectacularly funny animated film more than any of the Toy Story films! It stars Steve Carrell as the incredibly likeable villian Gru. He has been living in suburbia, bored and out of work, and with a city of his 'minions' in his basement, for 10 years. and he wants to be a famous villian again. The best way to do this-STEAL THE MOON! He enlists the help of 3 orphaned young girls, whom he adopts, to steal his rival inventor's shrink ray by selling him biscuits while Gru sneaks ...
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